I read this joke online. I didn't get it at first until I saw the attachment.
AIRPORT SECURITY: What's your name?
AS: Your real name, please.
P: My name IS Batman.
AS: Are you trying to be funny?! What's your surname?
Airport security handcuffs him & puts him in a locked security facility. Then they checked his passport.
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